New Zine - SUBMISSIONS WELCOME
Now taking submissions for a new zone. Please contribute to my zon. My zone, my zon, zin help me make a zon. Please and zon u. My son needs seed money. Ron is my best friend. I don’t know who I am any more, please help me make a zon.
Yes, this is he. The wizard. I’m a block away, hang on. No, the library’s a subway now. The sandwich shop. Sandwiches? No, there’s no transit. I know, city council changed the bi-law cause everyone was getting tired around 6-7 pm. Oh, you saw the horse? Yeah, sorry. Nono, you found it, you’re here. This is the emerald city. I know, it looks way bigger and more green and shit in the pictures. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Okay, my wisdom, my message for you. My secret info, hang on, I’m gunna hang up. So yeah my big wise secret—hello, shake hand, yes—well it’s just that I think I’m wrong about… most things and… I think I might suck. I think I suck. Do I suck?