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planetvalium:

A diagram of the Earth’s center as a giant ball of fire from the 1678 book “Subterranean World.”

Lil B On Getting Punched By Someone Asking To Be Hooked Up

Lil B: Nah, it's no publicity stunt. My lip is fucked up, you feel me? It's a learning experience, though. It happens to the best of them. Motherfuckers always try to hate you when you're on the come-up, on the brink of breaking through. Motherfuckers be jealous. Jealous of how I look. Jealous of everything about me. I'm glad that shit happened, though, because a motherfucker ready now.
Complex: Watching the video, it looks like dude was asking you to "get Soulja Boy" and not doing that was what led to him hitting you. Can you explain that?
Lil B: I don't know what led to him hitting me, but motherfuckers was just saying, "Berkeley, we support you dumb hard. We got your back. Now call Soulja Boy and tell him about us."
Complex: And you not doing that—
Lil B: A motherfucker lost his phone.

(Source: speculativevision)

carloravaioli:

carlo ravaioli: “The fence of free choice”

I just now suffered what psychologists refer to as “a minecraft.”

Nice to meet you,
I’m a lovemachine
And my medium is silence.
Nice to meet you;
I love it, I love you, gosh darnit;
I explode it
Into quiet.
I’m a lovemachine,
Gosh darnitall!

Thanks Rapa Nui!

GeoGuessr Problem: It’s A Long Ass Road

My solution:

Apparently google street view hasn’t reached most of “Africa, the Middle East, India, or China” [lnk].

It means I wont appear on those roads. Doesn’t mean I won’t guess these places. If I strongly suspect Euro roads but don’t want to rule out N or S America, I might drop a guess on Senegal or Mali.

The US, Brazil, Japan and Russia represent a huge chunk of the world’s streetview’d roads [lnk].

Canada, France and Spain are high on the list but I’m not so concerned about them when it comes to dropping my guess in this case.

Consider Australia.

Right now I’m concerned about losing points because of Australia. It could always be Australia. Because of Australia, I’ll usually drop a guess on the Midway islands in the Pacific. I like Rapa Nui if I’m considering the possibility of Australia, Brazil or the US.

(Source: royallyfudged)

equivoque:

ironinomicon:

from an 18th century medical recipe book:

And so is tobacco given in A pipe [when] it is well Lighted the small end to be oyled and put up into ye fundament and some body put the great end into their Mouth and blow the smoake up into the body this never fails to give ease to the winde collick

in other words if u got a farty butt the solution is to have a friend blow some tobacco smoke up your butthole

how do u even arrange that

“prithee goodman john i must a favor beg of thee”
“what willst thou goodman william”
“i swear to thee it be not an act of fetish”
“…what willst thou”
“it be not sexual yet wilt thou place this pipe into my butthole”

reasons why I miss history class

“tumbling is not an aesthetic operation; it is a form of magic designed as mediator between this strange hostile world and us”

. . (via curioustoned)

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN