December 2009
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
Allium Potato Rotini
1 fat sliver of butter
1 medium potato, sliced as you please
1 clove of garlic, prepped in the same style
60% of an onion, trisected
1 handful of rotini
Dump it into a rice cooker. Add half a glass of red wine. Top with water to the height of the pile of food. Serve in a heated pint glass (or a bowl or a plate, if you have a clean one). Salt to taste.
Sounds of the Earth
Paradise Island Soft Ocean Sounds Wadden sands and seagulls Waterfall Deep Into The Earth Dusk Exotic Paradise Forest Hot Summer Sounds Morning Birds Mountain Stream Rainforest Sea Sounds of the Night Storm The Garden Thunderstorm Tropical Twilight Woodfire
Torrent
“Tomorrow we leave the dear gracious trees and face grouchy tenants. I wonder if...”
– Emily Carr
November 2009
“Candy Land. I like to think of this as “Schroedinger’s game.” Since there are no...”
– board game genius, AskReddit
Harrison Burgeron →
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., 1961.
The internet just has things.
