March 2009
February 2009
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It occurs to me that unlike horses, alpacas are just 4-legged plants.
– Anonymous
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Readernaut (beta) →
A book catalogue site that lets you make really easy edits on stuff like book covers and adding specific editions.
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marmaduke LOSES IT
Marmaduke finds an imp behind Phil’s chair. An imp. So,
Marmaduke sees imps everywhere. A commentary on why dogs bark at nothing.
Marmaduke isn’t crazy, and Phil is about to have his scalp ripped off by a creature of the deep.
I Like big breasts and really looking for someone with some huge boobs.
– Madmuscle, The Swordfish.
Re: subsequent tumblog valentines cost money
If you have more than one valentine in mind you’re a slut anyway, so,
Radio Dismuke 1925-1935 →
Streaming music from the early half of the 20th century.
excerpt / gawker comment: hipsters can't love
We sat in silence for a while. Outside, it began to snow.
“Have you ever loved anyone?”
I told her briefly about Ludefisk, my girlfriend from second semester freshman year. She smiled at me.
“And you loved her?” I said that I think I did. She nodded. Lit another cigarette. We sat in silence for a while. Then, as if a lighter came under overhead sprinklers, we both began...
I found Pinguicula adamo on the southern island of Colón in the Bocas Del Toro...
– Peter Nandus, Pinguicula adamo, & Other Rare Panamanian Flora.
selections from: 700 names of mole-men
16. Mr. Benjamin Briefgrunts, a down-digger 39. Mr. Thaddeus Tunneldump, a shallows-man 78. Mr. Humus Carlos Humus, a fertilizer 82. Mr. Allen Wrigglequick, a pamphleteer 118. Mr. Edmund Tightcorner-Mudhollow, a mud philosopher 125. Mr. David Volemole-man, a volemonger 167. Miss Magnolia Undermagnolia, a mole-woman of two worlds 247. Mr. Harry Boulderchoke, a speculator in semiprecious and...