“You should be doing adult work. Write about energy,” barks/pleads conservative senator Mike Duffy as he physically runs away from the press.
Duffy took a back exit through a Halifax hotel kitchen after a speech on Wednesday night as he declined to answer reporters’ questions about his claims for living allowances for an Ottawa residence.
The former broadcaster suggested journalists focus on energy issues, the topic of the speech he’d just given to the Maritime Energy Association, rather than ask him about a controversy over his primary residence. - national post
Duffy’s uncanny evasion skills have led some to speculate that his powers are trans-dimensional in nature and that he may not exist at all.
“We’ve never seen Mike Duffy,” Morgan Eisenhaur told the newspaper. - np
While the story is ongoing it seems evident that Duffy is a myth, a bizarro Peter Pan figure with powers of flight and an intellectual vantage point stemming from perpetual adulthood. Poetically, bizarro-Pan has been thrown under the bus by his own unhappy collusion of well-situated adult men who fight for growth and jobs, anyway you get the joke!