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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I used to think there was no wrong way to put on a sock.</description><title>Simon F.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @simonf)</generator><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>“Black Swan” by Thom Yorke
claytoncubitt:

See...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/238304898/tumblr_kspnh9Ehdn1qz8guy&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Black Swan” by Thom Yorke&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://claytoncubitt.tumblr.com/post/235366165"&gt;claytoncubitt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;See also: &lt;a title="Josef Koudelka, black bird hanging from line" href="http://claytoncubitt.tumblr.com/post/34411649"&gt;Josef Koudelka, black bird hanging from line&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/238304898</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/238304898</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:23:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Tarkovsky’s The Mirror (1975)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PBZsj8FPSbo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PBZsj8FPSbo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tarkovsky’s &lt;i&gt;The Mirror &lt;/i&gt;(1975)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/237521827</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/237521827</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:00:42 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/238288261/tumblr_ksuvfsdqRV1qz6ghl&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/238288261</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/238288261</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ma’am, I am the bathing suit inspector.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssur6EDBg1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ma’am, I am the bathing suit inspector.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/237397882</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/237397882</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:35:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Looks like another beloved comic strip is being prepped for the big screen, and in this case, “big”..."</title><description>“Looks like another beloved comic strip is being prepped for the big screen, and in this case, “big” is certainly the appropriate adjective.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;HAHAHAHAA! &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197/"&gt;Marmaduke&lt;/a&gt;, from the director of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0184894/"&gt;Shanghai Noon&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/237297691</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/237297691</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:36:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>(via tiffanyhoran)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqa6762M9i1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tiffanyhoran.tumblr.com/"&gt;tiffanyhoran&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/237161192</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/237161192</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:43:16 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>they took his job…?</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80797801/&amp;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/73671/80797801.flv&amp;mediaid=80797801&amp;title=They Took His Job!&amp;tags=they,took,his,job,dog,brokehis,jaw,south,park,wrestling,funny,lol,wwe,skit&amp;description=A heart breaking story by a wrestling coach.&#13;
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They took his job.  &#13;
They took his dog!&#13;
Burk a durrrr!&amp;displayheight=325&amp;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&amp;lightoclor=0x336699&amp;frontcolor=0xcccccc&amp;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/73671/80797801.jpg&amp;username=Starkweather" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="324" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;they took his job…?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/234136086</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/234136086</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:08:55 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>the strangelove ocean</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.palaeos.com/Paleozoic/Permian/Changhsingian.html#Strangelove"&gt;the strangelove ocean&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://honeyroyale.tumblr.com/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/233989418</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/233989418</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:44:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>First, we take a great NEW POEM and, with our special machines,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslexkHbFj1qz6ghlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;First, we take a great NEW POEM and, with our special machines, we extract the “meaning” (along with most of the words) and offer it to you for 10 dollars!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Wow, “aureate” is a beautiful word!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Derek Walcott won the 1992 Nobel Prize in Literature. This is his 14th poetry collection, so he’s not afraid at all of stupid ornate language like ‘aureate’ and we’re &lt;i&gt;really&lt;/i&gt; not afraid of selling it to you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;But I can just read poems for free?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We are a print magazine!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/232983242</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/232983242</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:24:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>(via blackandwtf)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksbu8kVETa1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/"&gt;blackandwtf&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/231220800</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/231220800</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:36:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>“You will begin to touch heaven, Jonathan, in the moment...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshqpjoqLz1qz6ghlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“You will begin to touch heaven, Jonathan, in the moment you touch the perfect speed. And that isn’t flying a thousand miles an hour, or a million, or flying at the speed of light. Because any number is a limit, and perfect speed, my son, is being there.” &lt;/i&gt;— Richard Bach&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/230913329</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/230913329</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:48:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Why even try?"</title><description>“Why even try?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lapoor.tumblr.com/post/230916065/the-reason-why-i-dont-like-to-write-do-homework"&gt;Lapoor&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, failure is a symptom of growth. Do not stagnate. Try, to show how the streams that feed you are aligned with high deposits of ice and snow.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/231002526</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/231002526</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Walton Ford</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgt3uB8OL1qz6ghlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgt3uB8OL1qz6ghlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgt3uB8OL1qz6ghlo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgt3uB8OL1qz6ghlo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Walton Ford&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/230460557</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/230460557</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:43:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>(via retrospace)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpoomqxK5Z1qzlnx8o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://retrospace.tumblr.com/"&gt;retrospace&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/230087295</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/230087295</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:45:53 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Turn it up, god damn you.
You have never known music that could...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/228122126/tumblr_kscb05FDoM1qz6ghl&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Turn it up, god damn you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You have never known music that could do this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/228122126</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/228122126</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:21:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
“This was a very typical time. I was single. All you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksbt740PQp1qz4xx0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;i&gt;“This was a very typical time. I was single. All you needed was a cup of tea, a light, and your stereo, you know, and that’s what I had.”&lt;/i&gt; — Steve Jobs, 1982.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I assume this is a cunning lie, but it represents something beautiful anyway.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/228039867</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/228039867</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:26:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Ideal Screen Type Drawn From Photographs Of 13 Leading...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa5bubB0Z1qa3j5zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Ideal Screen Type Drawn From Photographs Of 13 Leading Stars, 1928. &lt;a href="http://thefuzzydave.tumblr.com"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/227054416</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/227054416</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:29:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>tmblg:
“We excuse our intellects by declaring ourselves under-read and yet forget how much better...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tmblg.com/post/226806519/we-excuse-our-intellects-by-declaring-ourselves"&gt;tmblg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;“We excuse our intellects by declaring ourselves under-read and yet forget how much better read we all already are than Plato or Dante.” — Alain de Botton&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You &lt;i&gt;goon&lt;/i&gt;, this isn’t about books at all! Plato and Dante were instrumental in developing the common context we use to define our whole damn reality. Their intellectual power is not in question. Humans today are lucky if we produce one &lt;i&gt;useless&lt;/i&gt; new idea, let alone an idea that lights up the globe.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/227087327</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/227087327</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:28:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Take the kids!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9ejtomzB1qz739bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Take the kids!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/226638961</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/226638961</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:55:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I used to be a gynecologist in Cuba. Now, I sell cars here in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8mv0byhF1qz6ghlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I used to be a gynecologist in Cuba. Now, I sell cars here in &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5CKSqlz60&amp;feature=SeriesPlayList&amp;p=E5E7F99D70D6C2A2"&gt;America&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/226119085</link><guid>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/226119085</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:47:00 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
