I used to think there was no wrong way to put on a sock.Tumblr (3.0; @simonf)http://simonf.tumblr.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/255078621/tumblr_ktldutVkxT1qz6ghl&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Begin the Engine” by Andrew W.K.</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/255078621http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/255078621Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:35:17 -0800<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/92305862@N00/sets/72157604008252780/">Bloodhound Trials, Feb 2008</a>: <p>Exactly what you want out of a photoset of Bloodhounds and their owners.</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/254166612http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/254166612Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:19:03 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/254060184/tumblr_kthpofG4RV1qass4i&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“America” by Simon and Garfunkel</p> <p>(<a href="http://plainoljane.tumblr.com/post/253304879">via</a>)</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/254060184http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/254060184Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:49:00 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj94kkDSo1qz6ghlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>vague blog</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/253541548http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/253541548Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:57:56 -0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgr2kc0nt1qztrv0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(<a href="http://robertonawhim.tumblr.com/post/252961640/via-voodoovoodoo">via</a>)</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/253220867http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/253220867Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:36:32 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252173479/tumblr_kth67hWHhE1qz6ghl&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Winter Winds” by Mumford & Sons</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/252173479http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/252173479Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:59:00 -0800<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth5yfFjZl1qz6ghlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who keeps texting you? (<a href="http://jamiepaakkonen.tumblr.com/post/242753070">via</a>)</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/252168688http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/252168688Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:54:15 -0800“Uh, I don’t know, Um, I don’t know what to say. I don’t know. [pauses] I didn’t know anybody was there. Howdy?”<br/><br/> - <em><p>James Clark, 2007.</p> <p>If you are bad enough in Texas they strap you down and put a microphone in your face before they take your life away.</p> <p>(<a href="http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/executedoffenders.htm">via</a>)</p></em>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/251303300http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/251303300Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:37:00 -0800<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kteh4vFsrH1qz6ghlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ultra modern kitchen from the 1920s</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/250638267http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/250638267Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:02:55 -0800<p><ol> <li>Put bread in a toaster and wait for it to ding, or pop, or whatever.</li> <li>Let the toast cool.</li> <li>Re-toast.</li> </ol></p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/250593222http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/250593222Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:46:18 -0800<ul> <li>1 fat sliver of butter</li> <li>1 red bell pepper, chopped</li> <li>1 fat tomato, chopped</li> <li>1 handful of pasta</li> </ul> <p>Dump it into a rice cooker. Fill with water to the height of the pile of food. Serve with water, salt and <b><a href="http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/250593222/double-toast">Double Toast</a></b>.</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/250592496http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/250592496Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:45:00 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252169845/tumblr_kth60pyYse1qz6ghl&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Aukerman’s dismissive Jimmy Stewart</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/252169845http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/252169845Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:55:00 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/248883411/tumblr_ktaivdB84w1qzsio6&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>The Lost Generation - Woody Allen</b></p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/248883411http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/248883411Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:43:47 -0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktaro0X3uh1qz6ghlo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktaro0X3uh1qz6ghlo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktaro0X3uh1qz6ghlo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/248278730http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/248278730Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8mlmw3jH1qz6ghlo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8mlmw3jH1qz6ghlo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8mlmw3jH1qz6ghlo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8mlmw3jH1qz6ghlo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Someday we’ll evaporate together.</p> <p>(<a href="http://twitter.com/yokoono">Via</a>)</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/246895812http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/246895812Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:15:00 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/245831765/tumblr_kt72g8kK661qz6ghl&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><ol> <li><b>“California Girls” The Beach Boys</b></li> <li><a href="http://swedelife.powweb.com/swedelife/02%20California%20Girls.mp3">“California Girls” The Magnetic Fields</a></li> </ol> <p><i>they come on like squares <br/>then get off like squirrels <br/>I hate california girls </i></p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/245831765http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/245831765Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:02:00 -0800“Every day we slaughter our finest impulses.”<br/><br/> - <em>Henry Miller (<a href="http://littlewhiskey.tumblr.com/">via</a>)</em>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/245139129http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/245139129Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:53:08 -0800<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt63r6mbg91qz6ghlo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Palazzo Vecchio, Florence town hall. I’ve been looking for a reasonable excuse to wear a wrist watch for like 500 years.</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/245120181http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/245120181Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:33:00 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://simonf.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/242962213/tumblr_kt2khitBf31qz6ghl&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://hypem.com/#/search/the+mary+onettes">The Mary Onettes</a></b></p> <ol> <li><b>once I was pretty</b></li> <li><a href="http://www.labrador.se/Puzzles/mp3/TheMaryOnettes_Puzzles.mp3">Puzzles</a></li> </ol> <p>If I were you I’d just trust this.</p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/242962213http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/242962213Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:44:00 -0800<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2fh6Zuup1qz6ghlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Coastal Sand Dunes of Oregon and Washington by William S. Cooper</p> <p><b><a href="http://ir.library.oregonstate.edu/jspui/bitstream/1957/7512/1/Coastal_Sand_Dunes.pdf">Coastal_Sand_Dunes.pdf</a></b></p>http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/242872319http://simonf.tumblr.com/post/242872319Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:55:00 -0800